Furby! Beloved companion or accursed childhood terror? David wants to know, and Grace is, as usual, full of reasons to be very, very concerned.

Jam Bands: Grace finds them baffling, but David is ready to sing the song of his people and defend the merits of several-hour-long guitar riffs. Highlights include a long digression on which emotional needs Boomer dudes are meeting through their obsessive Woodstock nostalgia and the weird religiosity of certain parts of the music scene.

Twilight: a confused and confusing adventure through one housewife’s idea of what excites teen girls! Join us as Grace tries to explain to David what, exactly, vampirism is a metaphor for, and we find out where David falls on the twink/burly himbo spectrum of desire.

Are McMansions actually a problem, or is Grace just lashing out on the behalf of her teen self? Tune in to find out!

Living in VAN, down by the RIVER! A great idea, or a terrible one? Join us as David finds out!

Wine Moms! Why are we so obsessed with them? Are they just exhausted, overworked adults looking to blow off steam or a menace to society? Join us to find out!

What IS it with Boomer dads and meat? Is it the simple pleasure of an afternoon by the grill, a primal human urge, or something more . . . sinister? Join us as David tries to help Grace understand the grill-happy Boomer dad within us all.

Nickelodeon: where your childhood never dies, but is maybe entered into a spreadsheet somewhere.

Awards shows: an invaluable means of recognizing our best and brightest, or outdated, out-of-touch pageantry? Join us as we decide!